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"AAAAHHHH!!!!" Someone was screaming running strait for you then who would of guessed it knocked into you smacking us both down onto the concrete.
"L?" I questioned getting a look at the pale man on top of me.
"[Name]! I'm positive!" he yelled.
"YOUR PREGNANT!!!" you screamed. How could he a man be pregnant?!?!?!?!
"NO! I have type 2 diabetes! Diabetes can you believe it I know I like to eat sweets every once in a while but I don't eat that many!" he said losing his mind grabbing his already messed up hair with his hands making it more messy if that was possible.
"Calm down you'll just have to cut back a little." you told him so relieved that he wasn't pregnant.
"Cut back?! Cut back?! I can't just cut back!!!!!" L yelled scratching his arms like an addict.
The Next Day
"L these are the people who love you dearly please just listen to what they have to say."  A therapist said calmly gesturing to you, Light, Misa, Mr. Yagami, Matsuda and Mogi.
"What?! Is this a intervention?! I'm leaving peace out suckers!" L said sticking his lollipop back in his mouth.
"No! You can't just leave!" the therapist said slapping him so hard his lollipop fell to the ground. He was going to do this intervention no matter what!
"L please listen!" Light cried tears pouring down his face.
"Light don't cry be a man or I'm disowning you!!!!" Mr. Yagami yelled at his son.
Then out of nowhere a big stark naked gray giant came bursting through the door.
"Steve I knew you would come for me!" L said climbing on his back. They then ran off into the sunset together.
"Hey sexy," Light said his tears gone and now standing in front of you grabbing your hand and winking at you. "Won't you come into the Light?"
"NO! MISA WON'T ALLOW IT!!!" Misa said kicking Light hard in the stomach knocking him down on the floor.
"I am sorry to say, but I believe you all have too many problems. Get another therapist I don't care how much you pay me I am never working with you again." The therapist said leaving the room hoping that they wouldn't kill each other in his sudden absense.
"No! No! Please don't leave me here!" You threw yourself against the locked door.
and [Name] was never to be seen again....
THIS IS FOR YOU IDIOTBACONCAT HOPE YOU LIKED IT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
Death Note © Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata
Steve © Tomoyoshi
© 2012 - 2024 MLYNNIUM
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